Since I personally don’t have any TMI right now, I’ll share my rat’s.

HOLY JESUS SHE JUST HAD THE WEIRDEST COLOR OF… LIQUID COME OUT OF HER.

Ok, story. My rat had this small tumor on her stomach; we thought it was cancer. Rats are known to get mammary tumors so we thought this was one of them. She’s had it for about a week now and her having surgery isn’t really an option since rats get those and that’s that. Not that it’s her death sentence but it’s better for her to just go the course than get surgery.

WELL TONIGHT she decides to let everyone know that it wasn’t a tumor but some fucked up rat-like pimple. Cherries is a vet tech so I called her up, seriously wondering why my rat was oozing some weird mutagen colored liquid from her stomach wound and she said it was a sebaceous pimple thing. It was both disgusting and relieving.

Rat, do not expel such colors from your body. It’s not nice.